Hat en sjukt bra sms-konversation idag med en polare där jag har lärt mig mycket nya roliga saker:

"All black guys are Batman, because they can't go out at night without Robin'"

A drunk driver gets pulled over and is asked to do a field sobriety test:
- Yes officer, I am drunk! Problem?
- Yes, that is a problem. Please step out of the car!
- U mad bro? I'm driving"

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PS. Google is your friend DS.

Kanske ett skämt som går hem bättre här på forumet:

"I've had to much Java, so now I can't C#"

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PS. Google is your friend DS.