Hat en sjukt bra sms-konversation idag med en polare där jag har lärt mig mycket nya roliga saker:
"All black guys are Batman, because they can't go out at night without Robin'"
A drunk driver gets pulled over and is asked to do a field sobriety test:
- Yes officer, I am drunk! Problem?
- Yes, that is a problem. Please step out of the car!
- U mad bro? I'm driving"